Brandoch Daha (ticktockman) wrote in thequestionclub,
Brandoch Daha
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Oh look! Another Penis Q.

Let's pretend that you have a long, thick penis. You love your long penis. Let's also pretend that you have arthritis and a lingering shoulder injury that makes keeping your long, thick penis stroked impossible without assistance.

Would you go to a salon so that a professional can stroke and then French your penis? If you do go, how much would you expect to spend?

*daha*

(With apologies to thunderflyer. I couldn't resist the substitution.)
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