Would you rather...?
Eat all your meals with your hands
116(85.9%)
Have all your meals fed to you by other people. You can't feed yourself
19(14.1%)
Would you rather...?
Sit in a baby's high chair whenever you dine at a restaurant
11(8.1%)
Drink from a sippy cup always
124(91.9%)
Would you rather...?
Get into a fistfight with two 90-year olds.You can't pull your punches
61(47.3%)
Get into a fistfight with two 9-year olds. You can't pull your punches
68(52.7%)
Would you rather...?
Get a papercut between each of your toes and then step into a bucket of salt
72(55.4%)
Shave your legs with a butcher's knife and then rub vinegar onto them
58(44.6%)
Would you rather be stuck on a desert island with...?
A gorgeous person who doesn't ever want to have sex with you
112(83.0%)
A highly unattractive person who constantly wants to have sex with you
23(17.0%)
Would you rather have...?
Green nipples
109(82.0%)
Pubic hair eyelashes
24(18.0%)
Would you rather your only porn be...?
Science books (scholastic)
34(25.8%)
History books
98(74.2%)
