Safeway used to have The Skipper, but they eventually changed it to Dr. Skipper. Kroger has Dr. K., which I cannot drink without thinking of Henry Kissinger, so I feel morally conflicted buying it. Western Family brand generic Dr. Pepper is Dr. West, which makes me think of Dr. West And His Medicine Show and Junk Band, which did "The Eggplant That Ate Chicago". What's your favorite Dr. Pepper knockoff? or favorite off-brand supermarket soda?