Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
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Gynosaur

You're seeking out a gynocologist. You're going for experience, comfortable presence, etc. Which of the following traits/qualities would be a total dealbreaker if you noticed the prospective gyno possessing them? Anything you don't check will be assumed that you'd still be considering this person as your doctor

Opens each session with a prayer
59(9.1%)
Missing an eye. May have poor depth perception
31(4.8%)
Office smells a little bit like...pot
41(6.3%)
Looks almost identical to your sibling
27(4.2%)
Has a hook for a hand (off-hand)
55(8.5%)
You notice a 'Gynocology for dummies' book on the shelf
43(6.7%)
Listens to Rush Limbaugh while she goes about her business
68(10.5%)
Whittles his own gynocological tools from driftwood
82(12.7%)
Operates his business out of an old van under the bridge for a reasonable price
81(12.5%)
There's a dog-eared copy of 'How to beat a lawsuit' book on her desk. Looks like it's been skimmed through quite a lot of times
64(9.9%)
Has pictures hanging on the wall. Him posing with Ron Jeremy...and Tara Patrick...and Jenna Jameson...oh wow, they're all porn stars
22(3.4%)
Everything seems perfectly normal. Doctor's last name is 'Finger' though. Dr. Finger
0(0.0%)
Doctor is drop-dead gorgeous. Easily one of the more attractive people you've seen in your life, and you're paying him/her to check out your goods. Some people may be extra self conscious about that
7(1.1%)
Comments "Looks like you've been getting a lotta action lately. Boinking, that is"
64(9.9%)
None of the above, thank you
2(0.3%)
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