I brought my cats in for checkups and vaccines and had to leave one (see icon) for dental work and to remove a small mass my vet spotted in his mouth (which I'm sort of wigging out about). That will probably be at least another $1000, and fingers crossed that it isn't malignant because I'll end up spending my last dime giving that cat a clean bill of health. I'll also be dropping about $3000 this spring on eye surgery for my newly adopted dog who is blind as shit.
Meanwhile, my clothes have holes in them, my lawn hasn't been cared for since last spring, and I bring my garbage to work so I don't have to pay for trash pick up.
edit: So happy to know that this community is full of animal nuts like myself, lol