Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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People are pretty attached/dependent on their cell phones. If it's not by their side, they act like they have 'phantom limb' syndrome. So I'll ask you fine (some fiiiner than others) people. Which of the following would be enough grounds to ditch your cell phone? Anything you don't click are annoyances you can live with. Most of them are fictional (in case you didn't know)

Cell phone radiation are rumoured to cause cancer in lab rats
15(5.0%)
It's reported that some gang initiations are to shoot at the first person they spy texting on a cell phone
14(4.6%)
The frequencies given off by cell phones cause overhead birds to defecate immediately
18(5.9%)
Cell phone usage contributes to testosterone deficiencies
19(6.3%)
Cell phone usage contributes to estrogen deficiencies
24(7.9%)
Cell phone radiation leads to early menstruation, as well as a period that lasts one day longer than normal
10(3.3%)
Kids who use cell phones are rumoured to be 50% more likely to do drugs
10(3.3%)
Kids who use cell phones are rumoured to be 25% more likely to become a sexual deviant, specifically the kind who like to wear animal outfits
13(4.3%)
Cell phone frequencies scramble brain signals and memory distortion, making it a 1 in 1,000 chance that you'll become more conservative in the next election
18(5.9%)
Cell phone frequencies stimulate sexual urgings in feral possums, who will follow the user
18(5.9%)
Cell phone users tend to gain one more pound per year than non-cell phone users
16(5.3%)
Cell phone usage is reportedly linked to a 35% increase in back hair
25(8.3%)
People who use cell phones WILL GET AIDS. Guarranteed
51(16.8%)
Cell phones get hacked a lot and your information will get stolen by a hacker
17(5.6%)
Cell phones get hacked a lot and your kidney will get stolen by an organ thief
35(11.6%)
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