Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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A female coworker just got new boobs and she asks if you wouldn't mind feeling them up, to see if they feel real. What do you do?

Yes, I agree to cop a feel, to nullify her worries
30(33.3%)
No. That's just...weird
51(56.7%)
What did you say? I wasn't listening to what you were saying. Say, Diane, I really like the way your new tits feel (grope grope)
3(3.3%)
Other
6(6.7%)

A male coworker just got penis enlargement surgery. He asks if you could look at his piece to see if it looks normal to you. What do you do?

Yes. I agree to ogle his junk, but just as a friend
19(21.1%)
No. That's just...weird
62(68.9%)
Sorry, I wasn't listening to what you said just now. You pulled out your penis, so I dropped my pants, thinking we were going to go for it. What did I do wrong?
1(1.1%)
Other
8(8.9%)

A coworker just got his/her anus bleached. He/she wants you to look at it, to see if it looks good, or just unusual. He/she can't find a good angle on the mirror to see it for themself. What do you do?

Yes. I agree to look at their cornholio, just to satisfy their concerns
7(7.9%)
No. That's just....weird
74(83.1%)
Sorry, I wasn't listening. You pulled down your pants, and then so did I. I thought we were going to moon the boss. Did I get it wrong again?
3(3.4%)
Other
5(5.6%)
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