Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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Which one?

Contracting a rare ailment, where the only cure is eating cupcakes
76(93.8%)
Contracting a rare ailment, where the only cure is eating hair. Not your own
2(2.5%)
That's a tough one. Do I have to floss after eating the hair?
3(3.7%)

Which one?

Being trapped in an elevator for 4 hours with Neil Patrick Harris and Ellen Degeneres, who spend the time telling their favorite jokes
76(92.7%)
Being trapped in an elevator for 4 hours with 3 sumo wrestlers who had Mexican food for lunch
1(1.2%)
That's a tough one. Do the sumos have any Taco Bell left?
5(6.1%)

Which one?

Accidentally stepping on a $100 bill while walking through the woods
72(88.9%)
Accidentally stepping on a bear trap while walking through the woods
2(2.5%)
That's a tough one. Can I get a sexy pegleg after I lose the leg? Peglegs rock!
7(8.6%)

Which one?

Having the attractive stranger you just kissed whisper in your ear "You're a great kisser, sexy"
70(89.7%)
Having the attractive stranger you just kissed whisper in your ear "You may want to visit a free clinic tomorrow morning"
2(2.6%)
That's a tough one. After I get herpes, I won't have to worry about catching anything in the future. What a load off my mind
6(7.7%)

Which one?

While exiting the supermarket, sirens go off and the manager approaches you with a large check for being the 1,000,000 customer
74(92.5%)
While exiting the supermarket, sirens go off and the security guard approaches you with a taser because he thinks you stole something
3(3.8%)
That's a tough one. Will the guard tase me on the genitals? That may feel good
3(3.8%)
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