How much rice should be in a bean burrito?
A bean burrito should be mostly rice for reasons of economy and moral rectitude.
Like the balancing forces of yin and yang, a bean burrito should be half rice and half beans.
The rice in a bean burrito should be a thin undercoating that unobtrusively provides cohesion and loft.
Rice is for Chinese food and weddings.
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