Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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Zombies are coming, and there's a lot of em coming. Most of them fresh, coming from recent kills, I mean 'conversions'. You have unlimited ammunition and a safe perch to fire from. Which of the following zombies would you kill (again)? Any you don't check are the zombies you couldn't bring yourself to execute and would allow to continue shambling about

Little girl zombie, still clutching teddy bear
37(5.5%)
Old lady zombie, still wearing the Easter bonnet she was buried in
43(6.4%)
Michael Jackson
46(6.9%)
Snooki
47(7.0%)
Your math teacher from third grade
42(6.3%)
Your boss
44(6.6%)
Pope John Paul II
42(6.3%)
Gary Coleman
44(6.6%)
Your neighbor two houses over (or two doors over, if you live in an apartment)
46(6.9%)
Steve Jobs
45(6.7%)
David Beckham (was attacked while swimming and is only wearing speedos)
45(6.7%)
Martha Stewart
44(6.6%)
A furry (you can't tell what gender, but it's a tiger suit)
45(6.7%)
Christina Hendricks (she was attacked while changing and is walking around in her underwear)
43(6.4%)
I'd shoot them all. Not one of them gets out intact
58(8.6%)
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