Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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The celebrity you have the biggest crush/attraction to starts to date someone who looks just like you. The resemblance is uncanny. How do you feel?

Indifferent. It isn't like I was going to meet them, so it matters not who they consort with
13(16.0%)
Jealous. No one looks more like me than ME. It should be me dating that celebrity
12(14.8%)
Amusement. If I can't date them, it's good that my doppleganger is having a go at it
45(55.6%)
I feel sorry for the celebrity that they should get stuck with someone who looks like me
8(9.9%)
Other
3(3.7%)

After 6 months of happy dating, things turn ugly, and the couple breaks up. Your crush (the celebrity) is heartbroken, and says to the press "I never want to see him/her again, or anyone who looks like them. EVER!!". How does this make you feel?

Indifference. Outside of a passing similarity to one of the people in this story, none of it involves me, so who cares?
40(49.4%)
Sadness. Even if I were to bump into my celebrity fantasy, he/she would want nothing to do with me. There's nothing to fantasize about anymore
24(29.6%)
Amusement. In some Bizarro world soap opera, I got to shag my crush and I walked away, leaving him/her in emotional turmoil. My doppleganger is a heartbreaker
11(13.6%)
Worry. I wonder if my doppleganger could have turned my celebrity gay. Then my crush really wouldn't have anything to do with me on any level
3(3.7%)
Other
3(3.7%)

TMZ starts to follow you around shortly afterwards, obviously mistaking you for your famous doppleganger. What do you do?

Tell them about the mistake, that you're not who they think you are
35(43.2%)
Let them follow me around. I'd do some embarrassing things, like eat my food without utensils and wipe my hands on my shirt. The tabloid pics should be hysterical
21(25.9%)
Approach the paparazzi and tell them that I miss the celebrity crush, and apologize for every wrongdoing and hope they take me back, and if they do, here's my new address (give them your home address)
14(17.3%)
Never leave my home again. Being followed by strangers is one of my worst phobias!
10(12.3%)
Other
1(1.2%)
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