The celebrity you have the biggest crush/attraction to starts to date someone who looks just like you. The resemblance is uncanny. How do you feel?
After 6 months of happy dating, things turn ugly, and the couple breaks up. Your crush (the celebrity) is heartbroken, and says to the press "I never want to see him/her again, or anyone who looks like them. EVER!!". How does this make you feel?
TMZ starts to follow you around shortly afterwards, obviously mistaking you for your famous doppleganger. What do you do?