Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
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A little lamb walks over to you and asks "Do you hear what I hear?". How do you respond?

"A song, a song, sounding through the night with a voice as big as the sea!"
10(20.8%)
I beat it to death with my boot. Talking sheep are definitely signs of evil
2(4.2%)
"A talking sheep!!! I'm rich!!"
12(25.0%)
"Shit, I think I gotta lower my medication. This sheep just made conversation with me"
9(18.8%)
"Well, hell, I guess if a lamb can talk to me, it must be highly intelligent, and that means I'm gonna have to stop eating meat"
1(2.1%)
I beat it to death with my boot before it starts telling people where I was 'petting' it when no one was looking
0(0.0%)
"Did you just say 'do you hear what I hear?' Sweet. This means I'm going to meet a mighty king next"
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