Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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You're looking to buy a car but don't have the money. You come across this website of companies that will give you a brand new car in exchange for promotion and advertising. You'd have to have the product in particular on the side of your car, as large as possible, and you'd be expected to attend one function a month, where you pass out free samples of the product. Do this for a year and the car is yours. The only real downside is having the product so clear and obvious all over your car. Below are the companies that will pay for your car. What product would you want to display and promote?

Hooters (you'd be passing out coupons at events)
34(12.9%)
Tampax
27(10.2%)
Preparation H
9(3.4%)
Bigelow's Muscle Enhancer (images of 'roided out muscleheads all over your car)
12(4.5%)
Ashley Madison (you'd be passing out info packets)
7(2.7%)
Camel Lites (with images all over your car how smoking is cool and hip)
11(4.2%)
'Crackhead' Stan's Medicinal Marijuana
14(5.3%)
Depends diapers
8(3.0%)
FOX News (you'd be passing out brochures)
12(4.5%)
Lotrimin Anti-Fungal Cream
17(6.4%)
Justin Bieber's new cologne "Manly" (images of his face all over your car)
22(8.3%)
"Hey Fatty, Stop Being Fat" (weight-loss program based on negative reinforcement)
4(1.5%)
Trump Towers (your car would be painted bright gold, and you'd be passing out raffle tickets: winner gets a free stay)
39(14.8%)
Charmin toilet paper
38(14.4%)
Frankly, I'll just catch the bus
10(3.8%)
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