Which easily resolved or possibly unverifiable Christmas gift would you like best?
An extra 5 years of life
An adorable gif (so, someone with an adorable gif, please share it with us as a comment below)
An end to the reign of Kim Jong II
Invulnerability to platypus toxin (applicable only to those found in captivity, not wild platypii)
*looks in lunch bag* "Um...A cookie"
A poll that contains both platypii and cookies
Your two front teeth (only if your front two teeth are not missing)
An icon of Dr. Zoidberg
Sex (simply turn off the monitor and take care of business and get back to us when your hand starts to hurt)
To play 'Words with Friends' with fourcorners. Just message me. Always seeking more players
A star named after you in an as-of-yet undiscovered region of space
A ridiculous pickup line (ask for it in a comment below)
For it to stop being Monday (this gift requires a few hours to materialize. Just wait for it)
Nothing. I'm perfect the way I am.