Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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Which easily resolved or possibly unverifiable Christmas gift would you like best?

An extra 5 years of life
16(23.2%)
A hug
22(31.9%)
An adorable gif (so, someone with an adorable gif, please share it with us as a comment below)
6(8.7%)
An end to the reign of Kim Jong II
1(1.4%)
Invulnerability to platypus toxin (applicable only to those found in captivity, not wild platypii)
2(2.9%)
*looks in lunch bag* "Um...A cookie"
4(5.8%)
A poll that contains both platypii and cookies
1(1.4%)
Your two front teeth (only if your front two teeth are not missing)
0(0.0%)
An icon of Dr. Zoidberg
1(1.4%)
Sex (simply turn off the monitor and take care of business and get back to us when your hand starts to hurt)
2(2.9%)
To play 'Words with Friends' with fourcorners. Just message me. Always seeking more players
0(0.0%)
A star named after you in an as-of-yet undiscovered region of space
5(7.2%)
A ridiculous pickup line (ask for it in a comment below)
3(4.3%)
For it to stop being Monday (this gift requires a few hours to materialize. Just wait for it)
2(2.9%)
Nothing. I'm perfect the way I am.
4(5.8%)
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