Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
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Which super hero powers would you like to see in the next Xmen movie?

Gorgon - woman with prehensile armpit hair. The pit hairs also have stretching
7(8.2%)
The Barnacle - young man can tell who's guilty and who's innocent...by teabagging them
5(5.9%)
Quad - she's got superhuman strength from the waist down. Above the waist - totally normal
3(3.5%)
Lightning Bolt .05 - super speed, but only from the waist up. Runs as fast as a normal human
2(2.4%)
The Beige Widow - with one kiss, she can fill you with overwhelming...asexuality. You lose all interest in sex
5(5.9%)
Major Peepers - he has every kind of super vision, from infrared to x-ray to telescopic...and that's all he can do. Ordinary in every other way
8(9.4%)
Substitute Teacher X - can't read minds, but can project his own thought into other people's minds
10(11.8%)
Madame Doolittle - she has the ability to summon any animal to her aid...as long as it begins with the letter "N"
1(1.2%)
The Dynamo - can teleport at will...minimum of 100 miles
6(7.1%)
The Tricentennial Man - can assume one dimension, two dimension, or three dimensional form
6(7.1%)
Zappa - she is the absolute mistress of static electricity, can create static shock with merely a thought
5(5.9%)
Mr. Constitution - immune to poisons of any kind, is allergic to nothing. Really, that's all he's can do
6(7.1%)
Mimic - can imitate any sound or voice
11(12.9%)
Freedom Lass - can survive without an atmosphere, can move around in zero gravity, is super powerful in space. However, has no flight and can't get to space
4(4.7%)
The Incredible Sulk - turns into a mindless, super strong brute if you make him...depressed. Doesn't smash things, but rather, makes a gloomy nest to cry in, usually in the building he's currently in
6(7.1%)
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