Which super hero powers would you like to see in the next Xmen movie?
Gorgon - woman with prehensile armpit hair. The pit hairs also have stretching
The Barnacle - young man can tell who's guilty and who's innocent...by teabagging them
Quad - she's got superhuman strength from the waist down. Above the waist - totally normal
Lightning Bolt .05 - super speed, but only from the waist up. Runs as fast as a normal human
The Beige Widow - with one kiss, she can fill you with overwhelming...asexuality. You lose all interest in sex
Major Peepers - he has every kind of super vision, from infrared to x-ray to telescopic...and that's all he can do. Ordinary in every other way
Substitute Teacher X - can't read minds, but can project his own thought into other people's minds
Madame Doolittle - she has the ability to summon any animal to her aid...as long as it begins with the letter "N"
The Dynamo - can teleport at will...minimum of 100 miles
The Tricentennial Man - can assume one dimension, two dimension, or three dimensional form
Zappa - she is the absolute mistress of static electricity, can create static shock with merely a thought
Mr. Constitution - immune to poisons of any kind, is allergic to nothing. Really, that's all he's can do
Mimic - can imitate any sound or voice
Freedom Lass - can survive without an atmosphere, can move around in zero gravity, is super powerful in space. However, has no flight and can't get to space
The Incredible Sulk - turns into a mindless, super strong brute if you make him...depressed. Doesn't smash things, but rather, makes a gloomy nest to cry in, usually in the building he's currently in