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Poll #1802851 Holiday poll 4

You look down an alley on December 24th (you're walking to your car or home or whatever), and what a sight you see. A sleigh hooked up to 9 reindeer is parked in the alley. Upon closer inspection, you see a HUGE sack of presents in the back of the sleigh, Upon even closer inspection, you see a man in a Santa Claus outfit, lying against the sack. His face is covered in blood. On the seat next to him is a goose that isn't moving. Could it be that the bird hit the man in the face? It's close to midnight. What do you do?

Call 911. Leave this freaky scene
9(15.3%)
Call 911. Try and help Santa as best I can
23(39.0%)
Call 911. Try and help the goose best I can. Screw the human
2(3.4%)
Help myself to some presents, and then call 911
1(1.7%)
Take ALL the presents. Call 911
4(6.8%)
Take a picture. Post it on Facebook with a witty caption.
1(1.7%)
Push Santa off the sleigh. Don the cap myself. SOMEONE HAS TO DELIVER THESE TOYS!!!
9(15.3%)
Get the hell outta there. I'm not getting involved no how, no way
3(5.1%)
Unhook the reindeer. Boot Santa out. Hook the sleigh to my car and drive it home. Keep presents, sell sleigh on ebay
3(5.1%)
Other
4(6.8%)
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