I just read a one-star review of the Kindle Fire. The reviewer rated it one star because she had problems with her Barnes and Noble nook, had problems returning it, customer service was horrible, and she was going to buy a Fire, so take that B&N!
That's why she rated it one star.
What's the most ridiculous product review you've ever read? Bonus points for links. I'll try to dig this one up and post it in the comments. :)