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Poll #705156 TomKitten!

So... the TomKat baby. Thoughts?

THEIR ROMANCE IS 100% REAL SHUT UP SHE'S PREGNANT
2(1.6%)
The romance is a publicity stunt, the baby is real.
17(13.8%)
The romance is real, the baby is a pillow.
2(1.6%)
Both the romance and the baby are faker than the fakest fake that ever faked.
10(8.1%)
Um, Tom Cruise is gay?
9(7.3%)
All I know is Silent Birth freaks me out.
32(26.0%)
I am a "moon man" and live under a rock. Moon rocks. What's a Tom Kat?
9(7.3%)


#1

Would you care to elaborate on your opinion/conspiracy theory?

For example, I've never really bought the romance. I'm unsure about whether or not Tom Cruise is gay-- persistent rumors in Hollywood *do* tend to be true, don't they? I don't think I've ever really believed the pregnancy was faked, though in its early stages I believed that if it *was* faked they'd have to have her "miscarry" it for sympathy or something, because there was already TomKat "fake romance" backlash (which is why they would have faked the pregnancy in the first place). The idea of a surrogate mother waiting in the wings amuses me but doesn't convince me. Though actually the whole fake pregnancy thing is too ludicrous to believe, but also too ludicrous not to play along with just for kicks. ;)

Oh, but if she is really pregnant (which, come on, you know she is)? I feel really bad for her, actually.

Here are some ONTD links for you to chew on:
IT'S REAL!!
IT'S FAKE!!

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#2
Completely unrelated: Do you know what a Dirty Sanchez is, without looking it up? (Completely unrelated, I swear, Tom Cruise's lawyers!) I know, I'm just wondering how many people would have caught a certain joke in a certain TV show tonight...
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