Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
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Poll #1801631 Holiday poll 3

You build a snowman, and you put on the hat and suddenly, it comes to life.How do you react?

RUN AWAY! Clearly the work of dark forces
4(6.1%)
Capture it. A talking, walking snowman? I'm rich!!!
9(13.6%)
Take it in stride. It's all part of Christmas magic! We dance and sing
19(28.8%)
In a fit of fight or flight, I choose fight and smash Frosty to death with a shovel. Dust to dust, snowflake to snowflake
4(6.1%)
Start building more snowmen. I clearly have some kind of mutant power over snowmen. I'll build an army that will conquer the city!
8(12.1%)
Build a snow bear. It'll fight Frosty to the death for my amusement
0(0.0%)
Stick my beers in his chest. He'll be my walking ice chest
6(9.1%)
Have him carry the garbage cans down to the curb and all my chores that require brute strength
4(6.1%)
Build a snow woman. I wanna see some snowperson porn right here in my yard
10(15.2%)
Other
2(3.0%)
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