You build a snowman, and you put on the hat and suddenly, it comes to life.How do you react?
RUN AWAY! Clearly the work of dark forces
Capture it. A talking, walking snowman? I'm rich!!!
Take it in stride. It's all part of Christmas magic! We dance and sing
In a fit of fight or flight, I choose fight and smash Frosty to death with a shovel. Dust to dust, snowflake to snowflake
Start building more snowmen. I clearly have some kind of mutant power over snowmen. I'll build an army that will conquer the city!
Build a snow bear. It'll fight Frosty to the death for my amusement
Stick my beers in his chest. He'll be my walking ice chest
Have him carry the garbage cans down to the curb and all my chores that require brute strength
Build a snow woman. I wanna see some snowperson porn right here in my yard