Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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What would you be most upset to find in your living room Christmas day?

A drum circle, with a dozen hippies drumming away
1(1.6%)
Eleven people doing weed. 'Piping' away
6(9.5%)
Ten guys dressed like Jesus, jumping in a bouncy house. (how'd they get a bouncy house in your living room?)
0(0.0%)
Nine hookers swaying to some Barry White. 'Ladies' of the night, if you will
0(0.0%)
Eight farmer's daughters milking eight cows THAT ARE IN YOUR LIVING ROOM
11(17.5%)
Seven pregnant geese. Real mean tempered
7(11.1%)
Six beautiful swans swimming. Wait, swimming? Oh yeah, your living room's been flooded
11(17.5%)
Five husbands/wives. Hmmm. That would explain the five wedding rings on your hand
3(4.8%)
Four pigeons have flown into your house. No big deal, but one of them accidentally dialed a long distance number. Not telling how long they've been 'calling'
1(1.6%)
Three French hens.They've nested atop your favorite jacket
0(0.0%)
Two turtledoves, slang for thieves dressed as maids, robbing you blind (from Gangs of New York)
22(34.9%)
A partridge on a pear tree, the latter of which has come crashing through your window
1(1.6%)
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