What would you be most upset to find in your living room Christmas day?
A drum circle, with a dozen hippies drumming away
Eleven people doing weed. 'Piping' away
Ten guys dressed like Jesus, jumping in a bouncy house. (how'd they get a bouncy house in your living room?)
Nine hookers swaying to some Barry White. 'Ladies' of the night, if you will
Eight farmer's daughters milking eight cows THAT ARE IN YOUR LIVING ROOM
Seven pregnant geese. Real mean tempered
Six beautiful swans swimming. Wait, swimming? Oh yeah, your living room's been flooded
Five husbands/wives. Hmmm. That would explain the five wedding rings on your hand
Four pigeons have flown into your house. No big deal, but one of them accidentally dialed a long distance number. Not telling how long they've been 'calling'
Three French hens.They've nested atop your favorite jacket
Two turtledoves, slang for thieves dressed as maids, robbing you blind (from Gangs of New York)
A partridge on a pear tree, the latter of which has come crashing through your window