I had a cricket ball sized lump of cookie dough that was wrapped in plastic wrap. I was being stupid and pretended to throw it at my partner's head when I accidentally let go and threw it at his balls. I was apologising and hugging him for a bit, maybe less than a minute? Now, we cannot find the cookie dough anywhere. Our house is spotless at the moment but we can't find it! We have a dog, but he wasn't licking his lips or giving us any indication that he ate it in the 30 seconds or so that we had our backs turned to him.
Where the hell did the cookie dough go? The dog didn't eat it did he?