Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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If someone says "there's taint on your soul", what 's the first thing that runs through your mind?

There's corruption/sin in me. I am impure
32(66.7%)
This person is talking about the area between my soul's genitalia and my soul's arsehole. I had no idea my soul was anatomically correct
16(33.3%)

You overhear someone say "I got so drunk I apparently motorboated some boobies out by the pier". What do you think happened?

The speaker drank too much and suckled someone's breasts
42(89.4%)
The person drank too much, got in motorized boat, and ran over some seabirds
5(10.6%)

Say this one out loud. You overheard someone say "That crack was kind of large, so I started playing with the caulk. Soon, there was caulk everywhere". Again, sound that out. Now, after hearing that, what would you assume was happening in the story?

There was a crack in the floor and the speaker filled it up, courtesy of Home Depot
33(71.7%)
Obviously some kind of gay orgy
13(28.3%)
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