If someone says "there's taint on your soul", what 's the first thing that runs through your mind?
You overhear someone say "I got so drunk I apparently motorboated some boobies out by the pier". What do you think happened?
Say this one out loud. You overheard someone say "That crack was kind of large, so I started playing with the caulk. Soon, there was caulk everywhere". Again, sound that out. Now, after hearing that, what would you assume was happening in the story?