I have it down to:
1. Destiny: You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment
2. Individuality: You are unique, just like everyone else.
3. Romance: Love is in the air, and its pooping on my head.
Important info: She is a newly wed, but would totally find the love ones funny. And she collects snowflakes, which is why I thought the individuality one would be nice. She works at a law firm, and her husband is a lawyer.
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Whats your favorite demotivator of all time?