Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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Which would you rather do?

Take a lukewarm bath in the same tub that a homeless man just used to wash himself. Just sit there and soak in his bathwater
57(75.0%)
Suck on a homeless man's big toe for 1 minute
19(25.0%)

Which would you rather do?

Tattoo a 18" pentagram on your back
49(63.6%)
Tattoo your social security number on the back of your hand. Each digit will be 1" high
28(36.4%)

Which would you rather do?

Masturbate using a dildo you found on the street. You're not allowed to wash it first
9(12.0%)
Walk 3 miles in the sewers barefoot a day after it rained. The water level will be up to your ankles. Skanky, dirty water
66(88.0%)

Which would you rather do?

Eat 5lbs of super rich fudge in a 12 hour span
42(52.5%)
Eat 5lbs of tofu in a 12 hour span
38(47.5%)

Which would you rather do?

Be trapped for 3 hours in an elevator with an incontinent donkey
39(48.8%)
Be trapped for 3 hours in an elevator with an old lecherous pervert who wants to give you a massage to 'relieve your stress'
41(51.2%)

Which would you rather do?

Get a tonsure
19(24.1%)
Shave your eyebrows and draw them in with a Sharpie until they grow back
60(75.9%)
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