Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
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Which one would you rather do?

Parachute into a Jesus camp, wearing a devil costume and carrying the sign 'KEEP ABORTION LEGAL'
75(83.3%)
Parachute into an Occupy: Wall Street protest, wearing a suit made of money with a sign that says 'THE 99% CAN SUCK IT, SIGNED, The 1%'
15(16.7%)

Which one would you rather do?

Wake up in bed, naked, next to the Situation. You don't see any condom wrappers
51(61.4%)
Wake up in bed, naked, next to your first cousin. You woke up first
32(38.6%)

Which one would you rather do?

Crowdsurf at a concert held at a retirement home. Everyone in the crowd is over 60
32(36.4%)
Be in the crowd for a concert at a nudist colony, and help carry along 20 naked crowdsurfers of all ages and body types
56(63.6%)

Which one would you rather do?

Chug an entire full bottle of maple syrup (like in Super Troopers)
67(76.1%)
Eat one balut egg. Google it if you don't know what it is
21(23.9%)

Which one would you rather do?

Go to a gas station restroom, go in barefoot, and then take a poop without any seat covers. No hovering
62(71.3%)
Go to a Dennys. Stand by the door. Kiss...with tongue...the first person who enters after you, regardless of gender or age
25(28.7%)

Which one would you rather do?

Spongebathe 2 sumo wrestlers
41(47.1%)
Spongebathe a John Doe at the morgue
46(52.9%)
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