I am Jacks Smirking Revenge (foggyeiffel) wrote in thequestionclub,
I am Jacks Smirking Revenge
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My dad just exclaimed how happy he was that he never once physically abused me, my sister and my mom. Then I said "That's a lie. You abused me all the time" and then giggled (cause it's totally not true). He said "You're the most abusive person in this house! And you've abused my wallet too!" I laughed and said "What the hell are you talking about?" He then talked about how we got into a fight over his slipper one night, I let go and he knocked the thermostat clear off the wall. He said my abuse cost 60 dollars. I looked up the thermostat up on lowes.com and it was only 40 dollars. He then proceeded to come over and try to attack me. So I started punching him in the boobs. He said "Rock-Um-Sock-Um Robot" style. My mom almost pee'd her pants.

Is this funny to you?

No? Well..why the hell not?

Perhaps if you saw a picture of my dad you'd understand better?

Alright fine. Is the picture under the cut funny to you?




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