Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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Zombi-curious

Zombies are always howling for 'BRAINS', but what if they really wanted this? Zombies really just want to give you oral, and after you let them, they shamble happily back to their graves. Suppose that, to best combat the zombie invasion, is not to arm yourself with tools like shotguns, chainsaws and flamethrowers, but, rather, crotchless underwear, assless chaps and dental dams. In light of this new information, what would you do during the zombie apocalypse?

Grab guns and ammo and take to the streets, ready for action
3(5.8%)
Not grab any pants but grab a yoga mat and take to the streets
4(7.7%)
Hide. Dear God. Hide. There is just too much wrong in the streets. TOO MUCH
15(28.8%)
Get a camera and start shooting some of the most effed up porn the world has ever seen
19(36.5%)
Invest in metal chastity belts. That should make me nigh invulnerable to your foreplay-obsessed dead guy
8(15.4%)
Other
3(5.8%)


Just close your eyes and see it as a sexual tryst with a really smelly frat boy. Ok, slightly worse than your garden variety frat boy.
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