Zombies are always howling for 'BRAINS', but what if they really wanted this? Zombies really just want to give you oral, and after you let them, they shamble happily back to their graves. Suppose that, to best combat the zombie invasion, is not to arm yourself with tools like shotguns, chainsaws and flamethrowers, but, rather, crotchless underwear, assless chaps and dental dams. In light of this new information, what would you do during the zombie apocalypse?
Just close your eyes and see it as a sexual tryst with a really smelly frat boy. Ok, slightly worse than your garden variety frat boy.