# For \$1000,000, would you....?

Poll #1794192 For \$100,000, would you...?

...Date someone like this for four months? People are going to think certain things

Yes
15(22.4%)
No
52(77.6%)

...book a flight and then carry a hand grenade in your carry-on luggage? The grenade has the words 'KILL EM ALL' painted on it. You can make up whatever story you want, how you don't know how it got on there, how you left your bag alone, etc. If the story's good enough, you may be exonerated. You may be put on a watch list, but your lifestyle won't raise any eyebrows, right?

Yes
4(5.9%)
No
64(94.1%)

....climb into a tiger cage at the zoo for a few minutes? While at the zoo, the little boy next to you throws his dad's fanny pack into the tiger's habitat. The father will pay you 100k to fetch it. The pack landed about 10' from the nearest tiger, who is not asleep. There's 2 tigers total. You just have to climb down, get the pack, and then climb out. If you get help, you obviously don't get paid, since the father will give the money to whoever physically fetches it

Yes
20(29.4%)
No
48(70.6%)

...attend the next event that Michelle Bachman is doing, and when she's nearby, hop the security fence and try and hug her? You'll be wearing a t-shirt with her face on it, and a baseball cap that says 'NO. 1 FAN'. If you can get to her long enough, you have to ask her to sign your chest. Security may tackle you. You may be arrested. Odds are, the whole thing will probably be caught on tape and aired on news programs and the Daily Show, and everybody will believe you really are a crazy Bachman booster. But hey, 100k

Yes
41(61.2%)
No
26(38.8%)

....gain a pound a year for the rest of your life? For this last question, the 100k is recurring. You'll receive a check every year for life. However, every year you will gain a pound. You cannot lose it no matter how hard you try. Not even lipo will get it out. This is on top of any normal weight you may gain per year. So, at the end of 10 years, you'll have earned \$1,000,000, but you'll be at least 10lbs heavier, at the end of 20, \$2,000,000 and at least 20lbs heavier, etc.

Yes
41(56.9%)
No
31(43.1%)
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