i went to a bar tonight alone with the specific intent of getting hammered without anyone bothering me (the liquor store is kind of a jog, i don't own a car, and it's chilly and dark and this is a college town). i'm getting the feeling that several of you are smacking your foreheads at my naivete right now.
help me out here. i'm approaching thirty, but i've only started drinking very recently and i have no idea how this works. how do you go to a bar and drink in peace without people fucking harassing you about what book you're reading or what major you're taking? these goddamn kids are driving me out of my mind here. if i wanted a one-night-stand i'd call their mothers.