Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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You're attending a funeral for an elderly neighbor. You didn't know him that well. You show up a tiny bit late and the only seat available in this packed church is up front in the second pew. The ceremony continues as normal. During a reading, a man sitting next to you starts up a conversation. "Hey. Mr. Jonas died owing me money. It pisses me off. I'm willing to pay you $10,000 if you'll do something for me. At some point, they're going to invite people to go up and pay their last respects to the body. Seeing as we're so close, we'll be one of the first people in line. I want you to put these on the body". He holds up a bumper sticker that says "PROUD PEDOPHILE" and a pin that has a swastika. "Just bend over, hug him and place both on him, and then exit the church. I'll meet you in the parking lot where I'll pay you. Nobody screws me over". Do you do it?

Yes. Not my proudest moment, but 10k sound solve a lot of problems for me
4(3.7%)
No. That's just messed up
66(61.1%)
I stand up and announce to the congregation what this guy plans to do. I expose the rat bastard
3(2.8%)
I try and up the price to 15k. Only then will I do it
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I don't do it because I have a feeling someone this obsessed with money wouldn't pay me 10k for posthumous humilation
31(28.7%)
Other
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