Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
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Which of these meds would you take, based on their applications and warnings?

Helps reduce allergy symptoms. Risk of cancer increased by 25% in lab rats
1(1.2%)
Fiber alternative. Complaints of loose stools by study group
9(11.1%)
Helps prevent depression. Avoid heavy machinery, light machinery and technology of any kind for at least 8 hours between dosages
8(9.9%)
Increases female orgasm sensation. Increases UTIs by 39% in study group
7(8.6%)
Helps alleviate symptoms of heartburn. May lead to irregular heart rhythm, and death
0(0.0%)
Sleep aid. May cause uncontrollable emptying of bladder during usage
0(0.0%)
Helps reduce rectal itching. May lead to rectal prolapse
0(0.0%)
Reduces symptoms of sore throat. Caused paralysis in 75% of lab rats
1(1.2%)
Greatly reduces sensation of 'restless leg syndrome'. Increases chances of 'spontaneous human combustion'
5(6.2%)
I'd try all of these in a New York minute if they existed
0(0.0%)
They all sound terrible. The rewards are greatly diminished by the side effects
50(61.7%)
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