Which of these meds would you take, based on their applications and warnings?
Helps reduce allergy symptoms. Risk of cancer increased by 25% in lab rats
Fiber alternative. Complaints of loose stools by study group
Helps prevent depression. Avoid heavy machinery, light machinery and technology of any kind for at least 8 hours between dosages
Increases female orgasm sensation. Increases UTIs by 39% in study group
Helps alleviate symptoms of heartburn. May lead to irregular heart rhythm, and death
Sleep aid. May cause uncontrollable emptying of bladder during usage
Helps reduce rectal itching. May lead to rectal prolapse
Reduces symptoms of sore throat. Caused paralysis in 75% of lab rats
Greatly reduces sensation of 'restless leg syndrome'. Increases chances of 'spontaneous human combustion'
I'd try all of these in a New York minute if they existed
They all sound terrible. The rewards are greatly diminished by the side effects