I accepted this person in the last few days (whilst I was at London Expo he sent me a message complimenting on my pictures but I didn't engage him due to Crowne Plaza Docklands only having 30 minutes of free internet per room per day and I didn't want to waste it by talking to a stranger)
The following conversation started this morning (and is still going on)
Him - Hello how are you today?
Me - I'm fine, just a little tired today
Him - How come?
It's almost mid-week
Grainne? (Note if I don't answer him immediately within a minute he responds with "Grainne?"
Him - Are you there??
Will you marry me Grainne?
Him - Hi again Grainne
Are you feeling any better now?
Me - A little
Him - That's good
So are you single or have you a boyfriend
Me - I'm single
Him - I'm single as well
would you let me kiss you?
Me - I hardly know you
Him - Lets both get to know each other better first
Me - Eh, you have hardly any info on your profile and no pictures
Him - I'd prefer to tell you about myself and to send you my picture if you have a camera mobile phone?
Me - I'm wondering why do you start prompting me for a reply if I don't answer you immediately?
Him - Grainne?
I keep on thinking that you have left without having typed back to me
Um, would it be wrong of me to type back that I think he's single for a reason?