Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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Assuming the stranger is attractive, which of these lines would make you inclined to go back to his/her place?

"God, I drank too much. There's only one thing that prevents hangovers for me and that's hours of hot, passionate sex. Can you give me a hand?"
12(4.7%)
"Would you like to come back to my place and see this one painting I'm working on? I'd like your opinion"
29(11.4%)
"There's this water stain on the ceiling above my bed that, to me, resembles the Virgin Mary. Would you like to lie on my bed and see it?"
8(3.1%)
"Please walk me home to my apartment. I'm a little too drunk to get there by myself"
29(11.4%)
"I've decided to give up celibacy for lent, but I don't know how to give it up. Got any ideas?"
11(4.3%)
"I'll sleep with you only if you guess the number I'm thinking of between 1 and 4"
8(3.1%)
"Did I mention that I'm in a band?"
14(5.5%)
"You really haven't seen the alternate ending for Clerks? I have it at my place. Wanna see it?"
17(6.7%)
"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"
19(7.5%)
"Oh, you think you can beat me at Scrabble? I challenge you to a game. Now"
49(19.3%)
"Come with me if you want to live!"
7(2.8%)
"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?"
2(0.8%)
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I get a fat penguin? Shit, I think I mixed those 2 pickups lines up. What's your name?"
26(10.2%)
"Me Tarzan, you next! Me get cab!!"
3(1.2%)
None of the above. Just ick
20(7.9%)
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