You happen to be near a Tea Party rally, and as you're walking away, you notice that you're about 10 feet from Michelle Bachman. She's surrounded by supporters and sycophants. As you're walking apart yet parallel to them, you notice that she reaches into her purse to get a pen, and out falls a money clip. No one notices. You walk over, and it's probably like $4,000, in hundred dollar bills. No one notices you pick it up. What do you do?
Pocket it for myself
Return Michelle's money clip
Take the money and donate it to the Obama re-election fund
Take the money and donate it to a candidate who's not Bachman
Get everyone's attention, and then make it rain. Just doing my part to help stimulate the economy
Take about several bills, and then return the money clip. She won't notice