Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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Which of these permanent 'quirks' or 'afflictions' would you accept for $50,000? Each quirk is worth 50k apiece, and they would be lifelong; they can't be removed, or if removed, would result in you having to return the $50,000

You can no longer eat any foods that are the color brown. You throw up immediately if you do
26(5.7%)
Whenever you hear the word 'knickerbocker', you immediately punch the person who said it in the face as hard as you can. You rarely hear that word, but you can't hold back. If you hear it on the tv, you have to punch the tv
72(15.7%)
You have to have a tattoo of your own face, actual size. It can be anywhere on your body
18(3.9%)
One of your canine teeth is replaced by a shiny gold tooth
40(8.7%)
You now have a third nipple in the middle of your chest, a few inches below your sternum
36(7.8%)
Crippling fear of heights. Any time you're over 2 stories, you feel the onset of a panic attack
10(2.2%)
You get ridiculously aroused whenever you hear the name 'Ronald Reagan'. Your undies are soaked or you got BONER upon hearing that name. This might make some conversations awkward
65(14.2%)
Henceforth, the only colors you can wear are red, white or blue
14(3.1%)
Whenever you're speaking with someone with an accent, you immediately imitate their accent. You can't stop
13(2.8%)
Whenever you come back from using the bathroom, you have to give a detailed account of what you did while in the bathroom
3(0.7%)
You cannot drive. Ever. Someone else always has to drive you
41(8.9%)
You have tattoos on the back of your hands. The one on your right hand says 'Right', the left says 'Left'.
45(9.8%)
Get a nose piercing with a 7/8" gauge
4(0.9%)
You now refrain from alcohol and caffeine
68(14.8%)
Your footwear can only consist of wooden clogs
4(0.9%)
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