My daughter asked me "what's it like to have... those?" 'Those' being breasts.
I think my answer ("meh, after a while, you hardly notice them") was kind of... inadequate.
So I ask you, the breast-blessed, as a proxy for an eleven-year-old: What's it like for you to have breasts?
Don't care to answer/don't have breasts/heh heh boobs: what are you watching on TV right now? (There's a NFL preseason game on right now, and it's kind of boring.)