Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
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The bored at work poll

You get bitten by a radioactive creature, and end up gaining all of its abilities (like Spiderman). What critter chomps you?

Otter (powers: float on your back for extended lengths of time, using your tummy as a table, super cuteness)
17(37.0%)
Squid (power: you shoot ink out of your bottom when you're scared or startled)
2(4.3%)
Pelican (power: ability to hold large volumes of food in your mouth)
1(2.2%)
Possum (power: ability to carry your offspring on your back, can play dead convincingly)
1(2.2%)
Platypus (power: poisonous spike in ankle so be careful with it, ability to lay eggs (this may or may not be beneficial)
3(6.5%)
Mosquito (power: can suck blood. Weakness: inexplicably drawn to bug zappers)
0(0.0%)
Daddy Longlegs (power: um...you strike fear into the hearts of arachnaphobes?)
0(0.0%)
Mink (power: you produce a really fine coat, which people will hunt you for. That kind of sucks, but it is really soft and maybe you can pet yourself when you're upset)
1(2.2%)
Clownfish (power: proud defender of anemone, garish appearance)
1(2.2%)
Coyote (power: tenaciousness, lean predator, unlimited credit at the ACME company)
15(32.6%)
Human (power: pretty much whatever you have now, so I guess getting bitten by a radioactive man just gives you radiation poisoning)
1(2.2%)
Flamingo (power: certain proteins make your skin really pink, excellent balance on one leg)
4(8.7%)
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