clockworkgirl21 (clockworkgirl21) wrote in thequestionclub,
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What are the funniest things you've seen on TV?

Just off the top of my head:

Married...With Children
Kelly invites her boyfriend over to her neighbor's house. Her boyfriend is a skinhead, and says to the neighbor, "Human life means nothing to me." I have no idea why, but I had to pause so I could catch my breath from laughing so hard.

Futurama:
Fry sits in his apartment listening to "Baby Got Back." Leela comes in and says, "You can't just sit here listening to classical music."

A game show that I can't remember the name of...
The host lines up two girls and a guy and goes down the line, asking both girls if they have a boyfriend. He goes to the guy, and asks, "Do you have a boyfriend?" Everyone starts laughing, and the host corrects himself. He asks, "Do you have a girlfriend?" The guy says, 'I'm gay."

The last one had both me and my dad rolling.
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