I just got stung while riding my bike to the store. A wasp flew down my shirt and stung my boobs THREE TIMES. And then, because I'm special, I grabbed whatever was buzzing in my shirt and got stung on my hand. I'm swelling in some interesting places. If the wasp wanted a grope all he had to do was ask.
I've also been [bitten] by a brown recluse and a black widow.
ETA: Stung OR Bitten