there is a spider on my ceiling above my bed. i have a pretty major phobia of bugs, and just moved out about a month ago so i've never had to kill one myself before. will you tell me a way that i can kill/catch it that will require the minimum amount of contact? and please don't tell me to just suck it up and use a paper towel or whatever because much as i wish i could suck it up, every time i get close to it and see how big it is i start hyperventilating and feeling nauseous :(
UPDATE IT'S NOW ON MY WALL
UPDATE 2: IT WAS ON MY FLOOR AND THEN I OPENED MY APARTMENT DOOR AND IT WALKED OUT INTO THE HALL. then i didn't want it to come back so in my terrified logic i thought sprinkling pepper at the bottom of my door would be a good idea? and now i have been sneezing for the past five minutes. the spider kind of won.