Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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Let's say there really are space aliens, who come down periodically to earth. What reasons do you suppose they visit earth?

To help humanity along, technology-wise
16(8.0%)
Mars needs women
12(6.0%)
Study. They wish to analyze our anatomy
40(19.9%)
They really like anal probing. REALLY like it. Sometimes they get all liquored up and beam up some farmer and probe the shit out of his bunghole
14(7.0%)
Cattle mutilation. They have major issues against beef
7(3.5%)
Certain minerals that are found on earth that have long been depleted on their own planet
33(16.4%)
Reese's Pieces, some bicycle rides and a free phone call (to phone home!)
20(10.0%)
Same reason we visit the chimps in the zoo. Simple primates are damn entertaining
50(24.9%)
Other
9(4.5%)
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