Yeah, so I'm in the market for a pet. Okay, okay. I'm looking into looking into the market for a pet. And my mother won't let me tie stuffed animals up to fire hydrants anymore. So, I've narrowed it down to a small dog--a house trained dog--or a turtle. Mmm...but turtles aren't so cuddly. I did see a gopher tortoise crossing the road today, but I didn't want to keep it and be brought up on federal charges later on. *shrug* Oh, my question. Any suggestions as to what kind of small dog to look into owning?