Shameless, incorrigible, possibly the worst (fieryphoenix) wrote in thequestionclub,
Shameless, incorrigible, possibly the worst

Farts and the people that fart them

Don't you hate when they burn? Capsaicin-farts are the worst. And don't you hate it when you only -think- it's all gas? Underwear graffiti is hard to get out.

How often do you fart? Do you enjoy it? Big ones, or little ones? Quiet or loud? Odorless or raunchy? Do you try to hide it, or announce to everyone you recently ate Mexican? Any foods that particularly bring out an episode of the poo gas?

And... do you enjoy the smell of your own, like so many are unwilling to admit? I'll break the ice and confess to it myself.

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