2. What's the funniest/silliest/most desperate personal ad you've seen?
3. Have you ever posted a personal ad on a website?
4. Post an ad selling yourself to people on TQC. You post for seek friends, sex partners or whatever.
(My answers in comments)
DK/DC about personal ads: Why does my husband's family's cat always show me her butt when I first see her? We greet by touching noses. I rub her back and she shows me her butt! (srs/non srs welcome)