Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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Which of these lines, if heard on a first date, would be enough to cease any further dates?

"I was fired from my job at the porn shop for borrowing the merchandise. I'm between jobs right now"
63(5.7%)
"I've thought about it, and Sarah Palin makes the most sense for 2012. I defy you to find a more professional, intelligent politician"
115(10.4%)
"Prison changes a man. It makes you hard....and somewhat more open to bisexuality"
50(4.5%)
"I was on Fear Factor, and I had to eat 10 live cockroaches. Wasn't as bad as you think. Crunchy. However, if you cook them with lemon and butter, they're pretty delish"
17(1.5%)
"Fucking bitch ruined my life. I hate my ex. Let me list all the things she did wrong"
99(8.9%)
"Reading? You like...reading? Not for school? That's pretty weird. All those words...for fun?"
98(8.9%)
"I don't have a place at the moment. I'm between apartments. I'm crashing on my friend Pat's couch right now"
29(2.6%)
"Incidentally, there isn't a roofie colada, as popularized on Family Guy. No, it's a roofie-tini. There's only a few drinks that mix well with roofies. I know a lot about roofies"
106(9.6%)
It's not so much what he says, but you notice that he eyes your boobs several times throughout dinner
22(2.0%)
"Animals sort of bother me. All they do is shit and eat. I don't understand pets or the people who have them"
89(8.0%)
"Oh dear. You DON'T speak latin? Oh, that's fine and all, but we'll just have to tell our kids you're the dumb one. Haha"
86(7.8%)
"Tipping is for suckers. In this employment market, these waiters should be happy they even have a job. We all got money problems"
103(9.3%)
"I've had sex on every first date I've ever been on. Here's a toast...to tradition"
95(8.6%)
"This is some of the only real times I can date. I have to wait til basketball and football season is over. I'm glued to the couch during those months"
89(8.0%)
"There's not one drug I haven't tried. Several times at least. Hey, you only live once"
46(4.2%)
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