For $50,000, would you be willing to be hypotized so that whenever you heard the name 'Eli Whitney', you'd drop your pants/lift your skirt and yell 'WOOOHOOO!', regardless of where you are. You cannot be un-hypnotized. Good thing you hardly ever hear the name Eli Whitney
...until now. For those of you who pick yes for the above question, they're making an Eli Whitney movie in this hypothetical universe, starring Keanu Reeves, and they're starting to promote it like crazy, and people are talking about it. How will you endure these awkward weeks?