For $50,000, would you be willing to be hypotized so that whenever you heard the name 'Eli Whitney', you'd drop your pants/lift your skirt and yell 'WOOOHOOO!', regardless of where you are. You cannot be un-hypnotized. Good thing you hardly ever hear the name Eli Whitney
Yes
60(87.0%)
No
9(13.0%)
...until now. For those of you who pick yes for the above question, they're making an Eli Whitney movie in this hypothetical universe, starring Keanu Reeves, and they're starting to promote it like crazy, and people are talking about it. How will you endure these awkward weeks?
Seldom leave the house
33(20.5%)
Wear only attractive underwear
34(21.1%)
Wear earplugs at all times, including work, so I won't be able to hear that accursed name
18(11.2%)
Lose weight so it's somewhat less embarrassing to be seen pantsless
14(8.7%)
Honestly, I kind of drop my pants frequently as it is. No one would probably notice something was amiss
4(2.5%)
Wear shorts under all my outfits
42(26.1%)
Whenever people you know look at you questionably, say "You didn't see that Girls Gone Wild film crew over there?"
14(8.7%)
Other
2(1.2%)
