Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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Stinkerbell

Which of these best describes your farts?

Silent and generally lacking in aroma
9(18.8%)
Audible (not too loud, but definitely not silent) and generally lacking in aroma
13(27.1%)
Loud and generally lacking in aroma
4(8.3%)
Silent but smelly. It smells like your standard release of anal gas
4(8.3%)
Audible and smelly
3(6.2%)
Loud and smelly
4(8.3%)
Silent but ghastly. My farts are horribly offensive
1(2.1%)
Audible and ghastly ("Did you just fart? I thought I heard....OH HOLY FUCK, OPEN A WINDOW!")
1(2.1%)
Loud and ghastly, The kind of farts that announce their presence a room away and fill the area with evil
2(4.2%)
There needs to be another choice. Ghastly just doesn't completely cover it. My farts are an abomination and sent by God to punish the living
3(6.2%)
I don't fart
1(2.1%)
Other
3(6.2%)
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