My iphone keeps asking me to update apps that I deleted off my phone ages ago. Is there any way to remove these from my account completely/permanently?

Edit: I figured it out - they were "Newsstand" items so they weren't showing up in Apps.

Did anything exciting happen to you today, TQC? My 3-year-old locked himself in my mom's bathroom and couldn't get the lock open, so we had to call the fire department to get him out. Woo.