Showers would probably be a lot less relaxing.
All of my favorite fries are from local places. I have my favorite regular fries and my favorite sweet potato fries. I also have favorite places for dip. Like one place makes crappy fries but garlic aioli to die for. The only time I avoid fries is at a place that makes awesome fried pickles and fried jalapenos and those are WAY better than fries. (I am on a fast for blood work tomorrow and my brain is obsessing over food right now. MMMM fries.)
I think I would take more baths.
Steak n Shake! They're so thin and crispy. And the sweet potato fries at Red Robin are kiiiind of amazing. Dairy Queen french fries are not delicious, I avoid them.
I'd be sure to clean up my room a bit before each shower.
I hate any fries that are big and fat, fluffy, or soft. gotta be thin and crispy or it's a no go.
I'd be taking baths. Or being VERY careful in the shower.
I'm a big fan of McDonald's. I think they are great...when they are hot and salty.
I don't really like big steak fries. They are usually too mealy in the middle.
I would take wash ups instead.
Five Guys. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
I'd become a hippy ;)
Burger King's fries are good with a tub of their mayonnaise to dip them in. Or the old KFC fries that used to have chicken salt on them (at least in Australia they did - not sure about the rest of the world.)
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I always get Burger King fries with the spicy onion ring dip. Nom nom nom.
There's a local place called P.T.'s Grille where they cut and cook the fries after you order, then put lemon pepper on them, probably some other seasoning, I don't remember. They are sooooo unbelievably good. If I had to pick a favorite, it would be those.
My boyfriend and I always joke about Wendy's fries. They're kind of crappy, but somehow still addicting. When we go through the drive-through there, we talk on the way home about how good those horrible fries smell and how much we can't wait to taste their awfulness.
just reading that makes me feel so anxious, omg.
hoagieville (hometown). idk about the worst, but friendly's fries suck.
Stop showering. Really, IDK... be more careful in the shower. Get one of those geri-tubs with a door.
I know it sounds odd, but Applebee's of all places has really good french fries. I used to like Wendy's before they changed them a few years ago. McDonald's are okay, if they make them right (fresh, at least some of them a little soggy, salty). I also like KFC's potato wedges and though I think In-N-Out is disgusting, their fries aren't bad.... remind me a little bit of picnic stix.
well if it's inevitable no matter what I do, I would probably only switch to taking baths because taking a shower would make me a ball of nerves.
I rarely eat french fries these days, but one time I went to a coney island and they served us cold, soggy, undercooked fries that tasted like they were "fried" in really dirty oil. It was just so gross.
i would get a heavy duty non slip shower mat and wear flip flops for good measure, just to make myself feel better. and probably take less showers, ngl.
my favorite fries are either buffalo wild wings or ore-ida. two totally different types of fries, both wonderful. sometimes i avoid mcdonald's fries because i always end up getting the weird brown flimsy ones or they over salt them. :(
Yeah, it would be baths for me.
I don't often eat fries, but there's a little mom and pop burger place near my house with great burgers and top fries. Left to my own, I will pass on the fries, but my wife sometimes brings them home for us.
yeah, then I'd have a reason for a lot more bubble baths!
I'm sorry, but McDonalds has my favorite french fries, with In-N-Out being a close second.
I do not like Burger King french fries. So not worth the calories.
I like Shake Shack, Culver's, and Chick fil A fries. In-N-Out fries are eww.
Part I: I continue showering, with the knowledge that death at some stage is inevitable for everyone.
Part II: Don't enjoy them.
2) Dick's Drive In, Seattle! Cheer or yell! The fries are fresh, cut daily, and then fried into a salty, soggy mess. But so tasty!
I ate some jojos on Monday that were so bland and marshy that I wore out six ketchup packets to get through them.
I would probably never be able to bring myself to shower again.
McDonalds has the BEST fries.
Yes to sweet potato fries too. BK has shitty ones, they add sugar (TOTALLY RUINS THEM)