You have to go down on one of these celebrities. Who do you pick?
Your SO is giving you oral sex (pretend you have one if you're single). It's the best sex ever and your SO is hitting ALL your buttons, and you're about to cum like an explosion. However, you've been holding in a fart the entire time, and the closer you get to orgasm, the harder it gets to hold it in. Your SO is on the final stretch, and you're about to have a mad, intense orgasm in the next 20 seconds. If you do, you'll be letting lose a treacherous fart right around the same time. It really is the best sexual experience you recall having (we're talking years here) and it's taking extreme effort to hold in your gas. Tick tock tick tock. What do you do?
It's your SO's birthday, and it's been a wonderful night. In bed, he/she tells you that their ultimate sexual fantasy is to experience a blumpkin (urban dictionary if you don't know what this is). Imagine the female equivalent if you're dating a woman. What are the chances on this green earth that you'll make this wish come true?